Did the war in Iraq suddenly end? Has cancer been cured? Are there no more child abductions in the world? Because all I’ve heard about is where the hell Anna Nichole’s body is being buried. There’s no yelling and badgering from Nancy Grace any more, which I so desperately need to sustain my exciting life.

I think it’s sick this whole fascination with Britney’s bald head and Anna’s dead body. I care more about the abduction of the boy in Florida than what ANS’s coffin looks like.