I’m not sure about the demographics of my few readers, but I’m guessing there’s a couple of younger people around, and it’s not all my grandmother and old teacher reading the insane ramblings of a lunatic mind. And hopefully, there’s a few of my readers having sex, or at least thinking about sex. If you’re reading this and never doing either of those, please go to a doctor. Really. It’s gross and unnatural to not be interested in these things, especially if you’re young…or male1.

This post over at Jezebel tells five truths that very few people will tell you, especially one of these books.

In fact, that book is how I learned the “ins and outs”2 of sexual intercourse. . I believe it was published in the 1970’s, and there’s also a whole chapter devoted to your uncle who is a homosexual. It involves illustrations of balloons.

As much as I love Slut Machine’s posts about such things as virginity, the AVN awards, and queefing, I have to say my absolute favorite Internet sex-ed3 isn’t porn, nor is it a message board about sex, it’s a podcast. It’s called Midwest Teen Sex Show and I love it. I want to help make it. I want to be friends with Nikol. It’s a humorous take on something people take very seriously, Teen Sex. And no, it’s not a trick to make you look like a pedo when the FBI comes knock knock knockin’ on your door, in fact, they have a whole episode about “the older boyfriend”. Pedophilia is a disease. You wouldn’t date someone with cancer, would you?!3

1I know, I speak in crass, vast, generalizations, but political incorrectness is fun! In fact, there’s a new board game out about it
2Did you see what I did there? Pun intended, of course.
3Not that anyone in the world should really learn sex-ed from Slut Machine…but now I’m contradicting myself.4
4Fuck it.