Just a Drill

I was in a fight today…a fight for my life. Sure, that sounds like melodramatic bullshit, but I am dead serious.
This afternoon I decided to go for a leisurely swim, which was my first mistake. I changed into my suit, applied some SPF 70 sunscreen (can’t be too careful when you burn like a lobster [...]

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I Have Nice Hands

I don’t know what it is about me, but I seem to attract a certain breed of guys…like the ones who lack chiseled features, sobriety and gainful employment. It’s not that chiseled features are important to me, in fact, I tend to gravitate towards the guys that are a little chubby and absolutely adorable, but [...]

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