Advance Apology For the Overuse of Caps Lock in This Post

*Snowflake Logic*:1
The world is ending. Gas prices are sky high. There’s some strange French dudes from France that want to suck us all into a black hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!eleventy-one!1!! WE MUST GO GET GAS BECAUSE WE MIGHT NEED IT TO DRIVE OUT OF THAT BLACK HOLE, OR ESCAPE A MONSTER INLAND HURRICANE NAMED IKE OR MAYBE MIKE. [...]

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Please Excuse My Profanity

Just the thought of this makes me cry. This is like the third report of an animal being set on fire this summer. Those assholes should be set on fire themselves, see how they like it, how fucking funny it is to watch their skin burn, and if they’d videotape their friends scream in [...]

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