Straight From the Horse’s Mouth

Posted September 18th, 2008 by Liz

Me: Alright, I’m going to go pick Smudge up from the kennel.
Mom: Do you think you should take an allergy pill? I think you should, as a prophylactic measure.
Me: Eh, I’ll be alright…
Mom: And I don’t mean you should swallow condoms!

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On The Open Road

Posted September 6th, 2008 by Liz

I fell in love today. He was tall, black and a little dirty…well, his car was. I was behind this Land Rover as I was heading home from completing errands when I caught his eye in the side view mirror. He had short brown hair, and a strong looking arm resting on his door. We [...]

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