DANCING FOE

I’m compiling a list. Here are a few gems:

#123: When you think someone is waving at you, it’s probably to someone else in the general vicinity.
#124: Don’t wave back.
#21: Don’t let your brother or sister know you’ve got money or weed. As a matter of fact, don’t let almost anyone know you’ve got money or weed.
#79: Always make the dealer weigh it out.
#203: Don’t expect anything back when you *loan* someone something.
#204: And when you do want something back, always write up a contract, don’t make a *verbal* agreement.
#4: Eating Taco Bell is rarely a good move.

And my personal favorite:

#37: Never, ever, assume it’s just a fart.